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So I say to Wendy, I'm like,

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what do you want
for your birthday, right?

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And you know what she says?

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She says she wants
anti-aging face cream.

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What?

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Why the hell does Wendy want
anti-aging face cream?

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I mean, she's ten.

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That's what I said.

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It's crazy, bro.

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All these girls at school are
trying to look younger.

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They watch these TikToks
of skin products

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and they have apps
that rate their faces.

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Bro, thank God guys don't
have to deal with that stuff.

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Kyle? Kyle!

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Dude, you gotta come quick.

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Your little brother's getting
mogged in the hallway.

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He's getting what?

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Some Chad called
your little brother cringe,

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and now they're having
an aura battle.

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There's a what?

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God damn it, Kyle,

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some kid tried to mog
your little brother,

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but it turned
into an aura battle.

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You gotta do something!

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A hell of an aura battle

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still going on here
in South America.

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Ike Broflovski and Noah Bailey
going toe to toe.

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Noah is, of course,

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an impressive 8.9
on the looksmaxxing app,

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and Ike comes into the battle
today at just under 9.5.

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Noah Bailey aura farming
with his perfect hair.

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Oh, and Ike Broflovski has
just taken off his shirt.

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Ike's really handing it
to him now.

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Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa.
What's going on here?

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Ike, put your shirt back on.

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That's it.

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The aura battle
has been called.

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Ike Broflovski,
the winner of this match.

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Thanks for watching the "South
America Glazing" livestream,

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and be sure to check out
today's sponsor, Sephora.

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We belong
to something beautiful.

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Mom, Dad, I think you need

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to talk to your son
about aura farming.

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Talk to him about what?

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It's this thing at school.

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Ike's doing aura battles,

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so he's trying to maximize
his looks.

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See?
Ike's rubbing ice on his face

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to de-bloat it
so his cheekbones look sharper.

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Stop playing with your drink,
Ike.

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He's gonna do another
aura battle tomorrow,

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but he's mixing it
with looksmaxxing,

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and it's a bad combination.

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I don't understand
what you're talking about.

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Ike, are you obsessed
about how you look?

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Your mom asked you
a question, Ike.

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He can't answer it
'cause he's mewing.

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- He's what?
- He's mewing.

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He's pushing his tongue up
against the roof of his mouth

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because he thinks it will
strengthen his jawline.

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Kyle, that doesn't make
any sense.

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I know it doesn't make
any sense.

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That's why you need to talk
to your son!

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He's too young to be worried
about his looks.

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Hey, Stan,
what are you doing?

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Are you watching porn?

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No.
I'm doing a looksmaxxing app.

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Oh, OK.

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Is that porn?

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No, it's this thing
kids at school are doing.

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- It says I have bad skin.
- What?

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It uses AI to rate

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the symmetry
of your facial features

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and then shows you
exercises you can do

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and products you can buy
to improve your skin.

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Do I have bad skin?

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Stan, if you want
to look good,

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then you get out there
on a bicycle like me

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and you put in the work.

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And if you want better skin,
you just eat right, OK?

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I think you should get off
of that app.

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Just watch some porn
or something, all right?

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The hell?

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What's up, guys?
Peter Mullen's here once again

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with a South America
aura battle livestream.

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We're bringing you
all the coverage

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on the epic showdown
that just happened this morning

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with Ike Broflovski out-mogging
Noah Bailey four to one.

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Ike, that was
a hell of a showing.

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Your cheekbones looked
incredible.

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Yeah, I felt really good
out there, Peter.

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Noah has
a pretty strong jawline,

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but luckily for me,
his eyebrows suck.

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Ike, your aura really seems
to be peaking.

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How do you do it?

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A lot of face creams, Peter.

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A lot of training.

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Gotta be ready
for whoever's next.

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Well, actually,
we do know who's next.

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The SA aura battle livestream
can confirm

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that Ike Broflovski has
just been challenged

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to an aura battle

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by fourth-grader
Chase Chadwick.

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What? Chase Chadwick?

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Chase, of course,
the only person

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to ever get a perfect score
on Chadmaxx.

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Oh, shit!

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The fight is scheduled
for recess tomorrow.

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Catch it all on my livestream,

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and remember there's
some things money can't buy.

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For everything else,
there's Mastercard.

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Oh, shit!

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This is gonna be
a bloodbath, dude.

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Chase Chadwick has
a perfectly symmetrical face.

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Total hunter eyes.

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He's the kid whose mom let him

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get a nose job
when he was four.

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What are you gonna do, Kyle?

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I'm not gonna do anything.
This is all stupid.

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Stupid?

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Have you seen
Chase Chadwick's skin?

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It's literally flawless.

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Well, it's not like
bad skin really matters, right?

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I'm not gonna let Ike
aura battle.

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Not let him aura battle?

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Kyle, that'll make
everyone think

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that Ike has just been
aura farming this whole time.

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Kids are gonna call
your little brother cringe.

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Yep, they will.

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Look, like it or not, Kyle,

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coolness and looks
really matter at this school.

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- Hey, Wendy.
- Oh, hey, Stan.

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Um, you know that face cream
stuff you wanted?

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I was thinking maybe we can go
get you some.

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Really? You wanna take me?

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Yeah, I thought we could
pick you up some stuff.

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OK. Thanks!

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This is so nice of you, Stan.
I really appreciate it.

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Yeah, no problem.
So where are we going?

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Right here.

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Holy shit.

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This is a hydrating cream

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that'll help
with your wrinkles.

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What do you think?
You like that on your face?

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Yeah? You like that
on your face, don't you?

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This should help reduce
the bags under your eyes.

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How does that feel?

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Yeah? You like that?

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You like that on your face?

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Yeah, let's get some more
of that on your face.

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Wendy?

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I wouldn't go in there
if I were you.

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Something not right in there.

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My granddaughter wanted to go
to Brandy Melville.

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Then she asked if she could
just stop in the Sephora.

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That was 6 1/2 years ago.

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There's something in there
men can't understand.

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Wendy?

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Oh, hey, Stan.
Right over here.

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Wendy?

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Wendy?

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I don't think I like it here.

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Uh, Wendy,
could we maybe go now?

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Wendy, I think maybe
that's enough time at Sephora.

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God damn it, Kyle,
pick up your phone.

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It's important.

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Dude, you need to talk
to your friend.

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Because Ike needs help with his
aura battle, that's why!

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What do you mean,
you don't care?

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I mean, I don't care.

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I just spent 17 hours
at Sephora,

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and when I came out,
it had only been 13 minutes.

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What are you talking about?

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I'm saying I'm done, dude.

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My dad was right.

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If you want to look good,

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you just need exercise
and a proper diet.

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I'm going back to doing
dude stuff.

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Oh, hey, Stan.

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How's it going, bud?

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Dad?

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Yeah?

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What the hell--wait.

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Did you go to Sephora?

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Did I--did I what?

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No, why do you think
I went to Sephora?

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Because you look
a lot younger.

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Oh, thanks.

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I've just been, you know,

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riding my bike a lot,
eating right.

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No, Dad, I think you went
to Sephora.

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Stan, your dinner's almost--
whoa!

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Randy?

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What the hell did you do?

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He went to Sephora.

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No, I did not go to Sephora.

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I took Shelley to Sephora,
and I waited outside.

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No, you got stuck
in the back rooms of Sephora

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and now nothing makes
any sense.

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The only thing not making
sense is you guys, OK?

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If you don't mind, I'm gonna
have some Cocoa Puffs and beer.

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Good morning,
South America.

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The big day has arrived,

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and Chase Chadwick is
getting ready

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for his aura battle
with Ike Broflovski.

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Chase, how do you feel
about your chances?

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I'm the coolest,

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best-looking guy
in the school,

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and it's time for people
to stop glazing

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Ike Broflovski.

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Broflovski's totally cringe,
and I'm gonna prove it.

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Should be an epic battle
coming up later today,

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right after fifth period.

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God damn it.

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I guess...
you're pretty scared, huh?

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Yeah...

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pretty scared.

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Well, look.

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I know you probably wish
you had a big brother

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that would help you out
right now, but...

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don't be mad at Kyle.

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I'm sure that, deep down,

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your brother wants to help, OK?

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Maybe he just--

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he just doesn't know how.

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And he's a Jew.

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Yeah.

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I mean...
if I had a little brother,

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he'd be my special little guy,
but Kyle's just--

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he's got a lot on his plate,
you know?

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Matza balls, bagels,
kosher latkes--

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lot on his plate.

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Look, Ike,
what I'm trying to say is,

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I don't think,
just because your brother

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doesn't understand
your generation,

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that he doesn't love you.

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I can't beat him, can I?

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Chase Chadwick?

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No, I don't think
you can beat him.

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But what matters is
that we have you looking

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as good as possible
when it happens.

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Maybe...

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Maybe I can help you prepare
for the aura battle.

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Really? You will?

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There's nothing wrong
with losing,

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as long as you look good
doing it.

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Oh, thank you!

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Thank you, big brother.

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It's all right.

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Let's just get you prepared.

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OK, children,
let's take our seats.

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Uh, where is Eric Cartman?

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Does anyone know
where Eric Cartman is?

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00:12:40,354 --> 00:12:41,268
Yes, Bebe?

256
00:12:41,472 --> 00:12:42,897
Um, who cares?

257
00:12:43,027 --> 00:12:44,289
Oh, OK.

258
00:12:44,333 --> 00:12:46,553
Uh, well, children,
before we get started today,

259
00:12:46,577 --> 00:12:48,533
I want to address
all the aura farming

260
00:12:48,557 --> 00:12:50,772
that's been going on
here in South America.

261
00:12:50,797 --> 00:12:52,559
Thank you! Finally!

262
00:12:52,752 --> 00:12:54,188
You know,
there's been a lot of talk

263
00:12:54,212 --> 00:12:57,346
of who's cool and looks good
and who's faking it,

264
00:12:57,370 --> 00:12:58,396
and I thought
we could apply that

265
00:12:58,420 --> 00:13:00,396
to our lesson
on people in history.

266
00:13:00,654 --> 00:13:02,482
Abraham Lincoln.
What you think?

267
00:13:02,506 --> 00:13:05,158
Did he have a good aura,
or was he cringe?

268
00:13:05,676 --> 00:13:08,679
He did some good things,
but he was probably cringe.

269
00:13:08,879 --> 00:13:11,534
What about Martin Luther King?
What do we think?

270
00:13:11,665 --> 00:13:13,449
Maybe a little cringe
at the end there?

271
00:13:13,473 --> 00:13:15,431
Little cringe? Yes, Kyle?

272
00:13:15,582 --> 00:13:17,801
I think we should stop rating
looks and coolness

273
00:13:17,825 --> 00:13:20,611
so that companies stop preying
on people's insecurities.

274
00:13:24,025 --> 00:13:25,419
What's up, dudes?

275
00:13:28,919 --> 00:13:29,876
Oh, no.

276
00:13:29,900 --> 00:13:31,598
Dad, what the hell
are you doing?

277
00:13:31,685 --> 00:13:32,526
They're saying,
'cause I'm younger,

278
00:13:32,551 --> 00:13:33,904
now I got to go to school.

279
00:13:33,948 --> 00:13:36,124
No, Dad, you are not
going to my school.

280
00:13:36,211 --> 00:13:37,604
That's what I said!

281
00:13:37,628 --> 00:13:40,966
But fucking Mom is all like,
"You did this to yourself!

282
00:13:40,990 --> 00:13:43,328
You wanted to look younger.
Now you can just go to school!"

283
00:13:43,479 --> 00:13:44,654
Stan, what is going on?

284
00:13:44,804 --> 00:13:45,804
God damn it.

285
00:13:45,829 --> 00:13:47,193
My dad went to Sephora,
all right?

286
00:13:47,372 --> 00:13:48,241
All right, children.

287
00:13:48,265 --> 00:13:49,678
We can welcome
the new kid later.

288
00:13:49,703 --> 00:13:51,356
Let's get back to the lesson.

289
00:13:51,443 --> 00:13:53,445
Amelia Earhart.

290
00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:55,926
Pretty cringe.
What do you think?

291
00:13:57,188 --> 00:13:58,594
Yes, new kid.

292
00:13:58,618 --> 00:14:00,446
Is there any way
I could get a beer?

293
00:14:06,654 --> 00:14:08,428
OK, it's right in here
somewhere.

294
00:14:08,452 --> 00:14:09,415
I'm taking you to the place

295
00:14:09,439 --> 00:14:11,386
where all the chicks go
to look their very best.

296
00:14:14,205 --> 00:14:16,120
Since it's a school day,
this place should be dead.

297
00:14:16,207 --> 00:14:17,446
Ah, here it is.

298
00:14:18,162 --> 00:14:19,076
Oh, my God!

299
00:14:21,735 --> 00:14:23,475
Wow!

300
00:14:23,626 --> 00:14:25,192
Sephora!

301
00:14:25,216 --> 00:14:27,216
You don't want to go in there.

302
00:14:27,662 --> 00:14:28,653
Six years,

303
00:14:28,677 --> 00:14:30,694
I been waitin', watchin',

304
00:14:30,719 --> 00:14:33,216
while that Sephora gets bigger.

305
00:14:33,661 --> 00:14:36,664
Used to be an Orange Julius
next to it...

306
00:14:36,880 --> 00:14:39,792
but the Sephora ate it.

307
00:14:40,449 --> 00:14:41,755
Cool. Thank you.

308
00:14:47,561 --> 00:14:48,738
This is de-aging cream.

309
00:14:48,762 --> 00:14:50,565
It's really milky
and pearlescent.

310
00:14:50,590 --> 00:14:52,113
What do you think?
You like that?

311
00:14:52,137 --> 00:14:53,834
You like that on your face?

312
00:14:53,858 --> 00:14:55,645
Yeah, you like that
on your face, don't you?

313
00:14:55,725 --> 00:14:57,901
See how it's
sort of thick and creamy?

314
00:14:57,988 --> 00:15:00,338
Yeah, you like that?
You like that on your face?

315
00:15:00,362 --> 00:15:01,607
You want some more of that
on your face?

316
00:15:01,631 --> 00:15:03,228
Yeah, you like that, don't you?

317
00:15:07,432 --> 00:15:08,452
All right,
we got to make this quick

318
00:15:08,477 --> 00:15:09,478
and get back to school.

319
00:15:09,502 --> 00:15:11,486
Can I help you guys
find anything?

320
00:15:11,654 --> 00:15:13,569
Yeah, my friend has
an aura battle this afternoon,

321
00:15:13,593 --> 00:15:15,343
so he needs to look and smell
like a total Chad.

322
00:15:15,368 --> 00:15:16,192
Oh, OK.

323
00:15:16,217 --> 00:15:18,149
Well, that's a good face cream
you've got there.

324
00:15:18,226 --> 00:15:19,531
That'll open up your pores

325
00:15:19,556 --> 00:15:20,707
and help you look
a little younger.

326
00:15:20,732 --> 00:15:21,770
What do you think?
You like that?

327
00:15:21,795 --> 00:15:22,769
- Yeah!
- Yeah?

328
00:15:22,794 --> 00:15:24,774
You like that on your face?
Great.

329
00:15:24,799 --> 00:15:25,949
You like that on your face,
don't you?

330
00:15:25,973 --> 00:15:26,905
You want some more of that?

331
00:15:26,930 --> 00:15:28,380
It's $89.95.

332
00:15:28,405 --> 00:15:30,083
Whoa! Holy crap!

333
00:15:30,107 --> 00:15:32,022
Can we maybe just get
some free samples?

334
00:15:32,153 --> 00:15:34,590
Well, sure, we got
some things I can give you.

335
00:15:34,615 --> 00:15:35,852
This one's a little white
and pearlescent.

336
00:15:35,877 --> 00:15:37,811
You like that?
You like that on your face?

337
00:15:37,835 --> 00:15:38,749
Yeah, I like that.

338
00:15:38,773 --> 00:15:40,179
It's sort of warm, isn't it?

339
00:15:40,204 --> 00:15:41,180
Yeah, that's hot.

340
00:15:41,205 --> 00:15:42,511
I like it on my fucking face.

341
00:15:42,642 --> 00:15:44,382
Well, hey,
if you guys want to sample

342
00:15:44,407 --> 00:15:46,646
a lot of face creams,
we can take you

343
00:15:46,671 --> 00:15:49,910
to the back rooms
to meet the manager.

344
00:16:06,578 --> 00:16:08,033
Pre-show battle here
with Butters Stotch

345
00:16:08,058 --> 00:16:09,625
facing off against
Scott Malkinson.

346
00:16:09,756 --> 00:16:10,819
They're doing their best,
but honestly,

347
00:16:10,844 --> 00:16:12,193
it's all pretty cringe.

348
00:16:12,220 --> 00:16:14,233
Everyone, of course,
just waiting for the main event

349
00:16:14,258 --> 00:16:15,259
of Ike Broflovski

350
00:16:15,283 --> 00:16:16,197
versus Chase Chadwick,

351
00:16:16,240 --> 00:16:18,590
and so far, Ike is a no-show,

352
00:16:18,785 --> 00:16:19,698
proving he may have just

353
00:16:19,722 --> 00:16:20,592
been aura farming

354
00:16:20,616 --> 00:16:22,052
this entire time.

355
00:16:23,247 --> 00:16:25,252
I--I feel like
I've been a crappy brother.

356
00:16:25,312 --> 00:16:26,966
Am I just a crappy brother?

357
00:16:26,990 --> 00:16:28,488
No, dude, you're not
a crappy brother.

358
00:16:28,513 --> 00:16:30,012
I told Ike not to battle.

359
00:16:30,037 --> 00:16:31,753
I didn't think the school
would react like this.

360
00:16:31,778 --> 00:16:33,344
Well, we warned you, Kyle.

361
00:16:33,431 --> 00:16:34,581
You got to go find
your brother

362
00:16:34,606 --> 00:16:35,769
and at least tell him
to show up.

363
00:16:37,522 --> 00:16:39,786
Oh, hey!
Party in the shitter!

364
00:16:39,829 --> 00:16:41,744
Hey, can I ask you guys
something?

365
00:16:41,831 --> 00:16:43,050
What's, uh--

366
00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:44,854
what's up with that Bebe chick?

367
00:16:45,614 --> 00:16:46,811
- Ew! Dad!
- What?

368
00:16:46,836 --> 00:16:48,900
I'm just asking
what's up with her, gah!

369
00:16:48,925 --> 00:16:49,901
Dad, your breath!

370
00:16:49,926 --> 00:16:51,623
Have you been drinking?
- Ugh!

371
00:16:51,785 --> 00:16:54,091
I had one shot of Jager
during Humanities!

372
00:16:54,123 --> 00:16:55,132
Go away, Dad!

373
00:16:55,162 --> 00:16:56,971
Kyle's having a crisis
with his little brother.

374
00:16:56,996 --> 00:16:58,041
Oh, you mean Ike?

375
00:16:58,065 --> 00:16:59,389
Cartman took him to Sephora.

376
00:16:59,414 --> 00:17:00,796
- He what?
- Yeah.

377
00:17:00,821 --> 00:17:03,026
Craig told Bebe that Ike went
to Sephora with Cartman

378
00:17:03,070 --> 00:17:05,028
and that it made Red
down-low kind of jelly.

379
00:17:05,115 --> 00:17:07,049
- Oh, that's bad!
- Why's that bad?

380
00:17:07,074 --> 00:17:08,423
Dude, we got to go! Come on!

381
00:17:21,479 --> 00:17:22,872
Here! This is it.

382
00:17:24,913 --> 00:17:26,852
Well, come on.
Let's ask if anyone's seen him.

383
00:17:26,876 --> 00:17:28,269
Don't do it!

384
00:17:29,487 --> 00:17:32,213
Don't you see
men can't go in there?

385
00:17:32,836 --> 00:17:34,882
Time's got no meanin'.

386
00:17:35,768 --> 00:17:36,812
Come on!

387
00:17:38,135 --> 00:17:40,006
Ike? Cartman?

388
00:17:43,410 --> 00:17:44,585
Ike?

389
00:17:48,416 --> 00:17:50,113
- Ike?
- Ike?

390
00:17:51,519 --> 00:17:52,695
Cartman?

391
00:17:53,379 --> 00:17:54,815
Oh, my God.

392
00:18:00,978 --> 00:18:02,670
Oh, hey, Kyle. What's up?

393
00:18:03,140 --> 00:18:04,808
What the hell is going on?

394
00:18:04,832 --> 00:18:05,891
Sorry, Kyle.

395
00:18:05,915 --> 00:18:07,525
I took your little brother
to Sephora.

396
00:18:07,549 --> 00:18:09,534
They kind of fucked up
how he looks.

397
00:18:10,809 --> 00:18:12,202
They, uh, took us
to the back rooms

398
00:18:12,226 --> 00:18:13,618
to give us samples.

399
00:18:13,887 --> 00:18:16,212
I think maybe anti-aging creams
are bad for young people.

400
00:18:18,125 --> 00:18:19,122
Uh-oh.
- Oh, no!

401
00:18:19,146 --> 00:18:20,625
Here she comes, you guys.

402
00:18:20,649 --> 00:18:22,426
When she comes, just tell her
you like it in the face.

403
00:18:22,492 --> 00:18:23,345
What?

404
00:18:30,505 --> 00:18:32,308
Got some more samples!

405
00:18:32,333 --> 00:18:35,597
You want that on your face?

406
00:18:37,294 --> 00:18:39,035
Aargh! Aww!

407
00:18:39,122 --> 00:18:40,710
Let's get the fuck
out of here!

408
00:18:40,735 --> 00:18:41,954
Untie me, Stan!

409
00:18:41,978 --> 00:18:45,417
You like that on your face?

410
00:18:45,563 --> 00:18:46,869
Run! Run!

411
00:18:47,323 --> 00:18:48,979
Go, go, go!

412
00:18:50,849 --> 00:18:52,546
Free sample...

413
00:18:52,570 --> 00:18:55,051
on your face!

414
00:19:06,896 --> 00:19:08,271
Come on!

415
00:19:10,825 --> 00:19:12,088
- Oh.
- Oh! Oh, my God!

416
00:19:12,112 --> 00:19:13,479
Oh, we did it.

417
00:19:13,833 --> 00:19:15,613
Oh, thank God.

418
00:19:15,637 --> 00:19:17,396
I am never going
in that place again!

419
00:19:17,421 --> 00:19:19,125
Grandpa!

420
00:19:19,660 --> 00:19:21,227
Oh, Jesus, Polly!

421
00:19:21,251 --> 00:19:22,557
You took forever!

422
00:19:22,644 --> 00:19:24,795
Sorry, Grandpa. Oh, crap!

423
00:19:24,820 --> 00:19:26,637
Can I just run in
and get one more thing?

424
00:19:26,841 --> 00:19:28,365
All right, one more thing.

425
00:19:28,389 --> 00:19:29,781
But make it quick.

426
00:19:31,813 --> 00:19:33,224
Oh, no...

427
00:19:33,829 --> 00:19:35,309
I'm so cringe.

428
00:19:35,396 --> 00:19:36,440
Ike?

429
00:19:36,527 --> 00:19:38,773
Ike, it's gonna be OK.

430
00:19:39,072 --> 00:19:40,638
Your face'll go back to normal.

431
00:19:40,662 --> 00:19:43,323
It's just...
gonna take some time.

432
00:19:43,447 --> 00:19:45,690
I'm sorry for not
being there for you.

433
00:19:45,885 --> 00:19:47,949
I get it now that
you have to aura battle,

434
00:19:47,974 --> 00:19:49,602
or else you're gonna be cringe.

435
00:19:49,627 --> 00:19:51,387
So let's go and face that kid,

436
00:19:51,412 --> 00:19:54,241
and then whatever the other
kids want to say about you,

437
00:19:54,264 --> 00:19:56,503
well, your big brother's gonna
have your back.

438
00:20:01,702 --> 00:20:03,008
Anticipation in the air,

439
00:20:03,032 --> 00:20:05,140
and a totally packed
school hallway

440
00:20:05,165 --> 00:20:07,950
as Ike Broflovski has
finally shown up

441
00:20:08,037 --> 00:20:10,170
for the aura battle
against Chase Chadwick.

442
00:20:10,257 --> 00:20:11,624
People were starting to wonder.

443
00:20:11,649 --> 00:20:13,086
Kyle, where has
your brother been?

444
00:20:13,173 --> 00:20:14,783
We were just,
uh, making sure

445
00:20:14,807 --> 00:20:16,329
he was prepared, Peter.

446
00:20:16,353 --> 00:20:18,874
My little brother's been
working on a perfect rizz face.

447
00:20:18,961 --> 00:20:20,677
And by showing up
to this battle,

448
00:20:20,702 --> 00:20:24,306
he has proved that
he is not just aura farming.

449
00:20:24,595 --> 00:20:25,683
Definitely strong words.

450
00:20:25,707 --> 00:20:27,287
Let's hope your brother
can back 'em up.

451
00:20:30,799 --> 00:20:32,714
I'm talkin' about in it!

452
00:20:35,392 --> 00:20:36,480
Clock it!

453
00:20:40,899 --> 00:20:43,162
What you got?
You've got nothin'!

454
00:20:43,420 --> 00:20:44,682
'Cause everyone knows

455
00:20:44,726 --> 00:20:46,771
I'm the hottest guy
in our school!

456
00:20:46,858 --> 00:20:48,730
Yeah, I don't think so!

457
00:20:51,733 --> 00:20:53,430
If you're gonna mog-off
with anyone,

458
00:20:53,624 --> 00:20:54,973
it can be with me!

459
00:20:54,997 --> 00:20:56,259
Who the hell is that?

460
00:20:56,346 --> 00:20:57,521
God damn it.

461
00:20:57,565 --> 00:21:00,046
I'm here to stand up
for my friend Kyle!

462
00:21:00,239 --> 00:21:02,415
And yes,
I have had a few beers,

463
00:21:02,439 --> 00:21:04,050
and I'm a little drunk.

464
00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:05,462
Dad, get out of here!

465
00:21:05,486 --> 00:21:06,922
Step away, kid!

466
00:21:07,053 --> 00:21:08,837
You're totally cringe!

467
00:21:08,860 --> 00:21:10,790
And your eyes are
too far apart!

468
00:21:10,882 --> 00:21:13,320
SIUUUU!
- Oh, yeah?

469
00:21:13,407 --> 00:21:15,496
Well, how about we just
handle this old-school?

470
00:21:15,583 --> 00:21:18,020
Ow! Oh! Ah!

471
00:21:18,151 --> 00:21:19,761
This is how
Gen X handles shit,

472
00:21:19,848 --> 00:21:21,241
you little fucking bitch!

473
00:21:21,328 --> 00:21:22,894
Ah! Oh!

474
00:21:26,115 --> 00:21:27,396
Hey! Hey, hey, hey!
Break it up.

475
00:21:27,421 --> 00:21:28,639
Break it up!

476
00:21:28,663 --> 00:21:30,119
Look at your
fucking face now!

477
00:21:30,163 --> 00:21:31,251
That's it!

478
00:21:31,275 --> 00:21:32,904
You're goin'
to the principal's office!

479
00:21:32,992 --> 00:21:34,906
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought
this was South America!

480
00:21:34,950 --> 00:21:36,169
Isn't this South America?

481
00:21:36,193 --> 00:21:38,804
I'm sorry, I thought
this was South America!

482
00:21:38,828 --> 00:21:45,828
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